dustpelt:

“and you will have to present it in front of the class”

(via makebelievethati-impress)

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

(Source: joesphjonas, via makebelievethati-impress)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via athomewithclones)

howdoiputthisgently:

If an OTP isn’t going to rip your heart out and use it as mulch to fertilize the earth on your grave, then really, what’s the point in having one? 

(Source: scaredywolf, via vouivre)

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: questcocoon, via vouivre)